The Gift of Gab

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"The Gift of Gab"

Author	Jack Vance
Country	United States
Language	English
Genre(s)	Science fiction short story
Publisher	Astounding
Publication date	September 1955

"The Gift of Gab" is an early science fiction short story by American author Jack Vance, first published in 1955. It is a mystery story, and the main theme is the nature of intelligence.

Plot summary

Mineral prospectors on another planet examine their environment more closely when crew members start to disappear. There seems to be no intelligent life on the planet, which is predominantly covered by shallow seas, teeming with marine life. But one of the scientists who is studying the marine species in aquariums begins to suspect that at least one of the species, similar to a squid or nautilus with tentacles and eyes, may be smarter than an ordinary mollusc. He attempts to teach a semaphore-like code, using the creature's tentacles like hands of a clock to represent letters than can spell out English. Meanwhile, the prospectors discover rich mineral deposits on the floor of the sea that can be easily mined, but at the cost of destroying the species. The biologist argues that intelligent life cannot be lightly wiped out, while the prospectors argue there is no intelligence and plot to kill the nautilus. At the climax, a prospector secretly poisons the nautilus with acid, but the biologist rescues it just in time as the nautilus signals "H-O-T-W-A-T-E-R" and then names the prospector.