John McIlwraith (commentator)

John McIlwraith (died June 30, 2006) was a Scottish-Canadian humorist, radio broadcaster, newspaper columnist, and commentator.

Early life & Career

McIlwraith was born in Glasgow, Scotland, but moved to Vancouver, British Columbia, as a young adult. His jobs included working as a coal-stoker on a ferry operated by the Canadian Pacific Railway.

McIlwraith hosted a morning radio program in Seattle and wrote columns for newspapers and magazines. From 1990 to 2001, he recorded commentaries for National Public Radio's All Things Considered.

After Carnegie Mellon University announced that it would begin offering a degree in the playing of bagpipes, McIlwraith commented that the bagpipe was created as an instrument of war, and should not be treated as a musical instrument. McIlwraith said:

The Scots are a race not noted for their music. The favorite instrument in Scotland is the piano accordion, followed by the fiddle. The next favorite would be the harmonica. Even the Scots consider the bagpipes to be an instrument of torture, of warfare, its practitioners huge, red-faced farmer types who have switched from pig sticking to bagpipe playing.

Bagpipes are a strange instrument. The only reason they were invented is the Scots needed some kind of noise to rally the clans when the English crossed the border. They could have bought a bell or a whistle, but being a thrifty people they took a pig's bladder and stuck a reed in it and the rest is history. For some reason, great masses of people have mistaken bagpipes for a musical instrument.

After each commentary, the "All Things Considered" host noted that McIlwraith lived on a houseboat in San Diego, California.

Other commentaries by McIlwraith included:

Doing It in the Closet (December 20, 2007): Part of "Tinsel Tales," a series of Christmas stories.
Jesse the Incorrigible: My Grandson (December 30, 1997): Recounting his experiences with a grandson suffering from attention deficit disorder.
A Party for an Endangered Organ (March 27, 2001): Recorded just before undergoing surgery for stomach cancer.

McIlwraith's death resulted from complications arising from Lewy dementia. He was married twice. He and his first wife, Bridie, and his second wife, Dixie, had four children altogether.

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